Sea Monsters by Gwendolyn Meer

	Name: Anne Bonny (alias Adam Bonny) Nationality: American Ethnicity: Irish Crew Position: First Officer Adam Bonny is quite obviously the male persona of infamous pirate Anne Bonny. She's five feet four inches full of bad temper, bad language, bad cross-dressing, and (most notably) bad assery. Tends to bastardize and/or Americanize everyone's names. Mines nuggets of Southern wisdom like it was her job.
	Name: Mark Reed Nationality: UK Ethnicity: Scottish Crew Position: Chef Mark met Anne and the rest of Jack's crew when they kidnapped him at gunpoint. Though he proved to be a completely ineffectual hostage, he turned out to be a pretty good cook. As luck would have it, he's a pretty laid-back about his situation. Good for him.
	Name: John "Jack" Rackham Nationality: Unknown Ethnicity: Cracker Crew Position: Captain Ladies' man, man's man, man-about town: Jack is all of these things and a bag of chips. Those chips are flavored with heart-healthy sea salt and the blood of his enemies. Unlike his crewmates, he indulges in neither drinking nor cursing. He's too young for his patriarchal attitude and too nerdy to captain a pirate ship--yet he maintains both. Almost suspiciously happy-go-lucky. A very shady character.
	Name: Dominico Russo Nationality: Italian Ethnicity: Mediterranean Crew Position: Deckhand Dominico Russo is oblivious as to how bad his English is. He's oblivious to many things.
	Name: Dante Russo Nationality: Italian Ethnicity: Mediterranean Crew Position: Deckhand Dante Russo speaks much better English than his brother. He's the dapper half of the Italian brothers, but whether this makes him Mario or Luigi remains to be seen. At least in comparison to the rest of the cast, he appears to be one of the sharper knives in the drawer. Odds are good that he takes his job (and everything else) too seriously.
	Name: Roksana "Rosie" Mazlum Nationality: Australian Ethnicity: Afghani Crew Position: Steward Studies indicate that she is hot. Records prove that she is a stripper. Rumors persist that she doesn't date. Roksana Mazlum is everybody's best friend (her own being Dante).
	Name: Katia Nikolaidis Nationality: Greek Ethnicity: Mediterranean Crew Position: Steward A sweet woman. A fragile woman. Too sweet and too fragile to be a pirate, yet a pirate Katia Nikolaidis is. She is useless in a dildo fight, but makes up for it with servitude in laundry. Any secrets your clothing contains are safer with her than with God.
	Name: Russell Bakey Nationality: UK Ethnicity: Franco-Prussian Crew Position: Senior Deckhand Russell Bakey is an Englishman with an unexplained affinity for 80's power-folk. Though not a svelte man, he is not whalish enough to deserve all of Anne's fat jokes. No love is lost between the two of them.

	Name: Pierre (the Pansy Pirate) Nationality: American Ethnicity: Mediterranean Role: Fence As owner and proprietor of Hylas--a gay bar outside of Mykonos--Pierre is responsible for introducing most of the cast to each other. He is intimately aware of Anne's criminal activities and will usually act as a fence for her in tight spots. Known abroad as Him-Of-A-Thousand-Fag-Hags.